sardar

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

 

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the 

computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. 

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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our 

engagement day will you give me a ring.

Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one

before you die?

Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

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2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

 

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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from

 his auto.  A man asks sardar why 

are you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.  Hamaara gaadi

petrol se start hoti hai.

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Boss : Where were you born ?

sardar : Punjab.

Boss : which part ?

sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? 

Simple.  Just knock the door and they will open it.