Blonde Calander:

January :- Happy new year to me. Took scarf back to store - was too tight.

Febuary :- Bummer of the month. Got fired from job at pharmacy for failure to print labels on the medicine bottles. Well- DUH!!! - the bottle wouldn't fit in the typewriter.

March :- Exciting month. Finished a jig saw puzzle in 6 months. The box said "2--4 years"

April :- Scary month. Was trapped on a escalator for hours. The power went out.

May :- Frustrating month. Tried to make Kool Aid from scratch ; 8 cups of water just will not fit into those little packets.

June :- Adventurous month. Tried to water ski - gave up - couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July :- Defeated month. Lost breast stroke swimming competition - then found out the other swimmers cheated by using their arms.

August :- Wet month. Got locked out of my car during a rain storm. And inside the car was ruined because top was down.

September :- Dumb month. Lost a Tv quiz show. The capitol of California is " C ", isn't it?

October :- Hate M&M' s........they are so hard to peel.

November :- Bad food month. Cooked trukey for 4 1/2 days. Was very dry - Don't know what went wrong - instructions said " 1 hour per pound " and i weigh 108

December :- Accident month. Cut finger bad - couldn't call 9 11 - DUH!!!! - There is no "11" on the phone .


May be 2007 will be better.