Suspention is never the answer - DO U GOT A WORK STORY THAT TOPS THIS ONE?

Now when in school, i remember kids used to do stupid things just to get suspended.

They used the suspension as a holiday / day off, and enjoy. Mass suspension is even better, since u have someone to hang out with during school days.

Anyways, one of our banker let me just create a fake name, Susan Rohe.
She got in at work today and got a attitude.

The thing was that she was probably talking to a client about how chase has all the different & exciting investment portfolios. anyways , the client came back to the bank (not our branch , but another branch) and met with the financial advisor there, she happen to mention that someone from this branch was assisting her with her accounts, so the advisor called this branch t gather some info from bankers from this location since he was planning to give them referral credit to them.

SO, he calls and Susan and she is like , "hey Tony i m busy" call back later sometime.

well he had the customer in front of him and he needed assistance and so he called again.
another banker picked up the phone and helped cause Susan decided that he didn't wanted to talk to tony , well when the investment portfolio was made the referral credit was given to this other banker since she helped tony with all the documents and information required.

When Susan found out about it today morning, she got really mad. and everybody at the branch was like its your fault cause the day tony called, was a Friday and Susan wanted to get her desk clean and wanted to leave early to start a early weekend, hence didn't wanted to talk to tony in the first place since it would take a lot of time.

well the thing is if u don't work, u dint get paid, and she didn't liked it, so even though she is 32yrs old threw a tantrum like a 2 yrs old child. and my branch manager said, " u angry, hence not productive, so u can leave and come back when u cool down"

and everything was cool , but why may i ask she gets to go home early for being an obnoxious bitch she is?

So i m sitting here writing this blog, while that bitch is out there enjoying a day off.

DO U GOT A WORK STORY THAT TOPS THIS ONE?